Sir Millard Mulch – How To Sell The Whole F#@!ING Universe To Everybody... Once and for All!

1. Principles Of Egyptian Salesmanship - 0:26
2. Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave II - 3:51
3. Fantastic! - 0:27
4. Brian Tracy Caeser Salad - 2:21
5. Chariots Of The Sales Gods - 3:03
6. I'm An Artist And I Shouldn't Have To Work For A Living! - 2:51
7. Hardball 2 (Estradasphere) - 3:21
8. Cap'n Jack's Straight-From-The-Can Applefish! - 1:00
9. James Pitts In Bondage IV: Moving Target - 3:13
10. Maximum Volumizer - 3:50
11. Higher (Creed) - 3:24
12. H2o2verphone Telethon - 4:11
13. The Boy With The Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back - 2:00
14. Drink The Secret Milkshake - 0:37
15. Every Child Is A Creator - 0:13
16. I Don't Wanna Be A Salesman! - 2:18
17. Ring Around The Hedgehog - 5:46
18. Metronomes & Make-Up - 4:11
19. You're Not My Hero Anymore - 2:28
20. Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki - 0:09
21. Not Ready For Retail? - 1:40
22. Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular Of Indestructible Bra Hooks - 3:24
23. When The Sales Gods Compute Your Karmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren In The Center Of The Earth - 0:54
24. Let's Move (Dance Mix) - 2:18
25. The Monkey Steals The Peaches - 3:19
26. Fake Boobies! - 1:11
27. How To Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed And Enjoy Your Limited Time On This Fucking Useless Planet In Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps! - 4:53
28. I Hate Retro! - 3:26
29. Poking The Eye Of The Beholder - 1:05
30. Prelude To Mundus Imaginalis - 1:01
31. Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998 - 1:16
32. Mary Go Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy! - 0:50
33. Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever - 1:48
34. The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC - 2:56
35. What Is The Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album? - 0:59
36. Hemisphere III: Hermes - 20:03
37. If A Composer Falls In The Woods... - 3:06
38. TJ's Original Surrogate Activity Soup! (Made From 100% Instead Of Ingredients!) - 0:22
39. The Best Job In The World (Sales Is) - 2:05
40. The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is The Consciousness Of Other People - 0:16
41. Food Pirates Of Galpheve IV - 2:41
42. Normal Life Is Boring! - 3:55
43. No-No, The Headless Ant - 5:20
44. There's A Market For Everything But Me - 0:14
45. God Bless The Riaa! - 2:17
46. Coagula Et Solve Or Something - 0:51
47. Bad Imitation Of Buckethead? - 3:07
48. Food Magnetizer - 1:33
49. How To Quit Your Job And Make Millions! - 4:44
50. Sir Millard Mulch's Olde Tyme Parade Of Magickal Amusements - 2:25
51. From Selling Nothing To Selling Nothing - 2:51
52. And The Merchants Of Earth Shall Weep And Mourn - 0:54
53. Shit From An Old Minutemen Song - 0:12
54. I'm Just An Artsy Chick With An Acoustic Guitar (You Think) - 2:27
55. Geophagyopathy & You! - 2:11
56. The Modern Day Comparison Refuses To Die! - 1:08
57. Saleswoman Of The Year - 0:16
58. Unknown Triumph (Schlegel) - 3:37
59. And Now, The Moment You've All Been Waiting For... - 0:06
60. The World's Greatest Salesman! - 6:10
61. All Sales Finale! - 0:40
62. The Great Strength Of Our Professional Affiliations / How To Spend Music Industry Currency - 3:24
63. Bankruptcy & Beyond! - 0:06
64. WOM Battle Theme (-$6,000) - 1:34