Forever Einstein – Opportunity Crosses the Bridge

1. Everybody Here Is Broke, So Stop Complaining, OK? - 2:23
2. This Ain't Disneyland - 2:03
3. My Friends Made Fun Of My Pants - 2:10
4. Antimony - 0:36
5. Big Fun In The Basement - 2:05
6. Boron - 0:54
7. Appliances Du Sauvage - 2:20
8. Carbon - 0:51
9. Lift And Separate - 2:35
10. Einsteinium - 0:42
11. What's That On Your Shirt? - 2:21
12. Europium - 1:14
13. More Of The Same For Me, Please - 2:43
14. Hydrogen - 0:56
15. Team Fight Song - 2:07
16. Mercury - 0:26
17. This Is America, Why Should I Have To Mow My Own Lawn? - 2:27
18. Neon - 0:43
19. Hercules Pushes Giant Goats Over The Cliff And Watches As They Fall Into The ... - 2:23
20. Oxygen - 0:54
21. Shut That Thing Off And Come To Bed - 1:54
22. Phosphorus - 0:36
23. Nude Hula - 1:52
24. Radium - 0:48
25. Sheba Wore No Nylons - 2:11
26. Tin - 0:44
27. She Wears Her Dead Mother's Hat - 4:23
28. On The Way To Chartres We Stopped And Walked Through The Fields Of Sunflowers... - 1:25
29. Bye Bye, Barbie - 3:52